Ma intreb: oare cum ar fi fost lumea in care traim daca divinitatea dupa ce a creat pământul, in loc sa creeze restul lucrurilor care le stim, ar fi sădit o samanţă de marijuana, ar fi aşteptat sa crescă sa inmugurească, iar cand mugurii ar fi fost plini de polen să o culeagă si din ea sa ruleze un joint si sa traga din el cu tot nesaţul.
Oare ar fi creat lumea perfecta?
If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed…
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah… God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah…
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone?
DomnulK 